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What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this..."
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"Are you sure it's mine?"
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this..."
Ну и последнее, зато на русском:
ЗУБНОЙ РВАЧ